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Thursday, March 10, 2016

Hobbies...Remember when

Hi and Good Morning to you all!!

Remember way back when I told you I have numerous hobbies?? Well, I have added a new hobby that I have never tried before: Painting.... Now I admit that before a month ago the only paint brush I had ever picked up was to paint the walls in my house.... But now I paint as a hobby and I have gotten thousands of views on my art work and positive feedback.....

Of course each artist is critical of their own works, but the numbers don't lie... So if you would like to check them out you can find them here www.ArtWanted.com/angelernst or on http://www.saatchiart.com/account/artworks/859145

If you are interested in joining artwanted click the link below!!
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Thursday, February 4, 2016

My New Hobby

This red swirl lighted mason jar lamp now available..... I have a wide variety of mason jar lamps for sale. Ask for prices....

Friday, January 8, 2016

Picking Bones

Good morning to all!

I have been away for a few months and I apologize for that. I have been going through a lot of medical issues, so I had to get that straightened out. I am doing better and in a later post I will go into detail of what is going on with me and my health but not today...

Today I put this post out there for the simple reason of irritation. I am sick to death of some of things going on here in America. 

Let's start with what is happening over in Oregon. For those of you who do not know what is happening in Oregon here is the recap.

1.  A group of citizens who call themselves : "Citizens for Constitutional Freedom" have taken up arms (guns) and have taken over the federal preserve center ... Malheur National Wildlife Refuge near Burns Oregon.

2. Their reasoning? At the utmost thus far the only true thing we can find in any news article is that this group of armed citizens are upset because a father and son were arrested tried and convicted of arson on federal property. At first the proceeding judge gave the pair a light sentence, however that ruling was overturned and another judge stepped in and enforced the minimum sentence of five years, (Originally the pair were given about a one year sentence). Here is where it begins to get interesting. The father and son actually distanced themselves from this armed group and complied with the new sentence and turned themselves in to serve their time in prison.  To get the heart of the matter where these two are concerned is this : They had started a wild fire to cover up their poaching of deer on federal grounds. The fire got out of control and caused a lot of damage. It is my own belief (and I am not alone) that, if a person who actually believed they did nothing wrong, that said person would more than likely be siding with these armed protesters who are fighting for their cause right? Well by all accounts they are not. This leads me to believe that they in fact did commit the crime for which they are being punished for. 

3. The group have said that they want the land turned over to the rightful owners of the land but have yet to name those people. They give no real answer here. If the land is owned by the federal government then it is the governments land. So by logical reasoning they do not have a leg to stand on here. Now if they want to say that they demand the land be given back to the Native American's then OK, I could possibly see a point here, but from the sketchy at best reports, that is not who they want the land given to. They want the land to go to ranchers, or businesses who log, and strip the land. That is not OK from my  point of view. This is a wildlife refuge. A place the federal government has set a side for all types of wildlife to be at peace and for people to be able to go and see the beauty of this land in its natural state.  

In the latest article by Caitlin Dickson for Yahoo News dated 1/7/2016, Sheriff David Ward held a town hall meeting to speak about the group and the situation it has created for the county and the town. The people that actually live there who include ranchers, (the type of people this group is fighting for) want the group gone and out of their home state. Mr. Bundy and many of his followers who have taken up residence in the federal reserve building are not from Oregon at all. I agree with them, the town folk not Mr. Bundy. They need to leave and fight their fight in their own homes and in their own state(s). The sheriff met with the group leader and gave him the message that the PEOPLE want them gone. The very people who they claim to be fighting for want them GONE.  This group still refuses to leave.

This just pisses me off to no end. I am all for fighting for people's rights and for standing up for a good cause, but this whole thing reeks of self indulgence and a bunch of idiots carrying guns into a small community demanding something that they have no claim to. These assholes have completely and totally disrupted an entire community for absolutely NOTHING!!  Their schools are closed, so now the children are not getting their education as they have a RIGHT to. Some businesses have closed for the time being due to the armed assholes that have created a stand off due to fear for their LIVES which have left them unable to make money running their businesses (I would sue the group for this alone).  There are now hundreds of people coming in from all over the country disrupting these community members' lives disrupting their right to HAPPINESS.

Did this group of people seriously think about the people who their actions would affect in the long run? No. They are thinking of themselves and only themselves and it is time for them to pack up and leave. In fighting for one part of our nation's Constitution they have turned a blind eye to some of the other parts of our very foundation. I particularly am quite tired of people using bits and parts  of one thing to justify ruining the  lives of others. That is NOT how things work.

To the group of armed citizens: leave and don't go back, you are not wanted and you are not needed. You have caused more trouble then done anyone any good. You want to fight the government then find a way to do it peacefully and legally, you know the way it was meant to be, afforded to you by the laws of our land!!!


Friday, November 6, 2015

Piranha DD : Review

Okay so I know this is a bit late seeing as this movie came out in 2012 but here is my review regardless. I watched this movie yesterday on my day off. It was a pretty nasty day out so I had nothing much better to do other than to do a SyFy movie marathon and this is one movie I had yet to see.

The cast includes: Danielle Panabaker as Maddy who studies marine biology and is co owner of a water park along with her ex-step father played by David Koechner as Chet.

Chet has  decided to turn the water park into an adult themed attraction in a section of the park featuring as the movie calls them water certified strippers. As you can imagine this is where the audience sees an eye full of large breasts swing to and fro in the skimpy bikini's. I was not bothered by this in the slightest after all it is summer time and we are all adults and can see this in any public swimming park. Maddy on the other hand wants to see the park as just a regular water park, which causes strife between the two.

This all takes place after the horrific attacks of the prehistoric piranhas introduction to Lake Victoria which was the set of the original movie. Somehow these vicious critters with an outrageous appetite have found their way into nearby lakes rivers and ponds. As a handful of attacks begin to be reported, Maddy and her ex boyfriend now police officer, Kyle played by Chris Zylka and her good friend Barry played by Matt Bush are out to find the source of why the fish are being drawn to the water parks. Reprising his role as Mr. Goodman from the first movie Christopher Lloyd explains that the eggs emit a chemical that is found in chlorine and will draw the spawning fish into anything that has chlorine added to it. YIKES!!!!

Maddy, Barry and Kyle all take off to make sure the the outflow pipes have not been compromised. Maddy is attacked and barely makes it out alive, but now she knows for sure the pipes have not been chewed through and feels slightly better about the grand opening of the park.

In the meantime, four of Maddy's friends have went skinny dipping and one of these nasty lil fish makes it way into a young woman's vagina..... (ok, that is a bit unnecessary and highly ridiculous) then two other of the four are making out in a van and accident roll into the lake where they are quickly devoured by the hungry fish.... as the young woman who is now in serious pain from the crazy ass fish swimming through her body confesses to her boyfriend that if she is going to die she doesn't want to die a virgin ( we have all heard that one in other campy thrillers) and true to its form, the young man steps up to help the maiden out, however while they are in the midst of the devirginizing the young woman begins to convulse and suddenly the fish comes out and latches on to the unsuspecting young man's manhood! Ya, who didn't see that coming? The young man runs into the kitchen in hysterics and decides to cut the fish off, effectively severing his own manhood. As far as "fluff" for a movie this was acceptable and pretty humorous. This scene had me laughing and cringing at the same time.

Pressing forward, opening day has arrived and Chet has hired David Hasslehoff to be a guest lifeguard as a promotional stunt. A young boy approaches Mr. Hasslehoff believing he is a real lifeguard, and the two begin to have a conversation about how the boy has no clue who he is ( apparently this intrigues the big guy and he now keeps watching the kid.). As one can expect, soon all hell breaks loose and piranha begin to fill the pool and devour the guests.

Maddy bravely begins to try to help the visitors escape the pools, as Chet watches in horror knowing that he is now financially ruined.  Chet goes to the office and gathers up all the cash and intends to run off, however he comes across a little girl sitting beside her dead mother, he looks at her and says he's sorry and throws cash at her as he runs off and gets into his golf cart to make his escape. He backs up and runs over the little girl killing her then goes forward and runs her over again. As he is fleeing the scene he is caught off guard by a woman with extremely large fake breasts and doesn't see the low hanging flag banners which somehow slices his head clean off. Justice is served!

Hasslehoff, rescues the young boy and proudly declares he is a real life guard! Meanwhile Kyle refuses to help and tries to drag Maddy out of the park. Maddy ends up finding Barry and tells him to go drain the pool. Maddy ends up in the pool as it is being drained, and is sucked to the bottom of the pool while she is being eaten. Kyle now full on runs away and it's up to Barry to rescue Maddy, however he can not swim. Throwing all caution aside he jumps in anyway, but he quickly climbs back out. Barry finds his trident that is a part of his costume, and spears one of the last man eaters that comes at Maddy as she is stuck to the bottom of the pool, he nails his target and Maddy is saved from being eaten but not from drowning. Finally the water level begins to recede and Barry jumps in with a large cinder block to keep himself under the water to be able to get to Maddy. He pulls her to safety and performs mouth to mouth on her reviving her. She kisses him and then we see Kyle return to the scene and jump in screaming for Maddy as he pulls out a mostly eaten corpse. He looks over to see that Maddy was safe and now with Barry who he had been bullying the entire movie.

One of the workers who had been attacked by the fish, goes to the water pumps and throws some type of chemical down the tubes and throws a light joint in the mix, blowing up the fish. Unfortunately the trident that saved Maddy is blown sky high and comes down landing in Kyle's head.

A side note, two other former cast members reprise their roles from the first movie, one is  deputy Fallon who had his legs eaten off and the cheesy side kick slash cameraman Andrew, who are at the park to try to get over their fear of the water. Deputy Fallon now has titanium legs and enters the water and uses his prosthetic shotgun leg to kill some of the killer fish to help save a few more lives.

The ending shows the good doctor calling Maddy and telling her that they have now evolved into walking fish. She replies that she knows, the camera pans to the fish walking slowly out of the water and the young boy that had been rescued by Hasslehoff is recording the fish walking as his mother keeps telling the boy to get away from it. The boy tells his mom not to worry because they are slow on land and suddenly the fish lunges up and bites the boys head off in front of his mother and guests. End movie.

Okay, I was okay with this movie up until the very end scene. I found it to be in extremely poor taste to show this scene, it added absolutely no value to the movie in any manner. In fact I would not suggest this movie to anyone ever based on that one scene. Hey guys you had a decent campy horror/comedy up until that fatal mistake, you crossed the line, not to mention the running over the little girl not once but twice, that's not funny in the slightest.

All in all I give this movie a huge negative 10!!! Don't watch it.
That is my take and my review I literally have nothing else to say about this movie other than I am completely disgusted by it which says a lot seeing as though I love these types of movies.

Tuesday, November 3, 2015

My new project

Hi cheeky readers!! I wanted to tell you all about a new project I am currently working on...


I am making a semi-documentary about my life with agoraphobia and social anxiety disorder... So far it has been both a relief to talk about my anxiety and fears, as well as horrifying and emotional. Once I feel I have enough video, I will post it.

I ask that as you watch to keep an open mind as this is my life and the daily struggles I go through.

Why I am doing this? I am doing this because I feel that there is not enough exposure out there for people like myself who have to fake a smile and pretend there is nothing wrong. More people need to be aware that although we (people like myself) may appear to be quite normal on the outside,  we are not OKAY on the inside.

I honestly can not say how long I will do these recordings as I am trying to capture the real side of my life and it is not always possible to get a camera rolling as I have a melt down.

Again, thank you in advance for being open minded enough to view the movie once it is released.

Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Review Swaps

Here's a great idea, and I know some authors already do this but in my opinion not enough do. A review swap is simply just that. Authors share their books with each other and take the time to read the books then give out a review of the book. Honestly who better to give a professional review?

Writing is most of the time a competition: We all want to be ranked number one, however, we should be gracious and support one another as well. The top readers are of course authors (no I'm not saying that all readers are authors, what I am saying is that obviously authors are readers and seeing as though this is at times their main profession they would be considered top notch readers).

Writing should never be a competition between authors, each one of us knows how difficult it is to make it in this profession, so we all should be showing some support and reviewing each others books.

Give it a go, we all know another author, grab a copy of their book and leave a review. I do it, why aren't you?

Here is the link to my book The Immortal Design.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00WBRO0O2?*Version*=1&*entries*=0

If you want to do a book swap contact me.
Also, the book is $1.99 to buy as an eBook, or if you are a member of Amazon prime its free.


Tuesday, October 27, 2015

What do you want??

Okay people, I am asking you, what do you want to see more of here on The Cheeky Rooster?

1. More book reviews

2. More interviews

3. More personal stories

4. My daily rants?

5. My views on what's going on in the world???

You tell me what you would like to see more of!